1. When you look like shit he says “Hey! You look like shit!”
2. When you asked him to compare you to a celebrity, he said “Nancy Pelosi.”
3. He tells everyone “I’m in a relationshit.”
4. When you asked him if he loves you, he farted, and insisted that was a response.
5. You gave him the silent treatment for 6 days. He didn’t notice.
6. Whenever you tell a joke, he makes this face:
7. He says you look like your mother. He calls your mother a whore.
8. He gave you gonorrhea. You didn’t say thanks, but he said ‘You’re Welcome.’
9. He assigned you a Nickelback song for your ring tone.
10. Given the choice between a date with you and getting a colonoscopy, he chose the colonoscopy.
DISCLAIMER! *not about Gabe :)
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15 telltale signs he isnt into you..from the viewd of 5 women..
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…never been compared to Nancy Pelosi by a significant other, but Ann Coulter has come up more than once :\ ha is that the Republican counterpart grounds for “ditch him”?
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I happen to like Nickelback.
I’m thinking I’m the only one.
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Bwahahaha . . . . bold to say that out loud!
. . . . me too.
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Assigning a Nickelback song as your ringtone is definitely a dealbreaker. Unless you’re a drug addicted stripper…in that case, it’s completely appropriate.
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Gonorrhea I can handle, but Nickelback is unforgivable.
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Blog of the week! Brilliant. Thank you. I needed that today!
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great post. drop him like a hot potato
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It was funny. I just don’t get the Nickelback part…
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11. He says that he loves you too much to stay and see you when you are in pain. (Chicken)
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I really really hope your bf is not like that guy! Good post.
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He’s not :)
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