1. Rape is bad and I am against it and that is my opinion on rape.
2. I’ve never sent a dick pic in my life. Ever!
3. Let’s Go Green in 2014!
4. Remember Books? I’M BRINGING BOOKS BACK!
5. I Love Black People!
6. Let ALL the Gays Marry Already!
7. When I Smoked In College, I Inhaled. AND I LIKED IT.
8. OUT With ObamaCare and IN With *AWESOMECARE!
9. A Gun In Every Closet!
10. I Believe In An America WITHOUT Yellow Starbursts. WE DESERVE BETTER!
Any interested politicians, shoot me an email. There’s no way these could fail!
Love and Politics,
**Truthfully they’re the same thing, but it sounds a lot better doesn’t it?