1. Rape is bad and I am against it and that is my opinion on rape.
2. I’ve never sent a dick pic in my life. Ever!
3. Let’s Go Green in 2014!
4. Remember Books? I’M BRINGING BOOKS BACK!
5. I Love Black People!
6. Let ALL the Gays Marry Already!
7. When I Smoked In College, I Inhaled. AND I LIKED IT.
8. OUT With ObamaCare and IN With *AWESOMECARE!
9. A Gun In Every Closet!
10. I Believe In An America WITHOUT Yellow Starbursts. WE DESERVE BETTER!
Any interested politicians, shoot me an email. There’s no way these could fail!
Love and Politics,
Mary
**Truthfully they’re the same thing, but it sounds a lot better doesn’t it?
FibroM.E.-Awesome 
“You May Lighten Your Stance On Pot Once I Tax the Shit Out of It and Save Our Economy in About 3 Days Time” made me crack up so hard! And it’s not too far from the truth.
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you lost me at making illegal yellow starbursts. TERRORIST.
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This is awesome!
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