1.The Advice Seeker of things that seem relatively obvious. Does anyone know where I can find groceries? I’m looking for things like broccoli, milk, poultry, cereal and juice. Looking for good prices but also quality food. Any suggestions?
2. The incredibly angry but mostly uninformed Political Posting Tyrant. Taxes are such bullshit!! Why can’t everything just be free? I wish the morons running this country would ask themselves that. Now I’m going to quote the constitution for you.
3. The Horrifically Offensive Facebooker that doesn’t seem to know it. Is it just me or are pregnant people gross and disgusting?
4. The ball-busting Debbie Downer. (AKA, the person that ends every status with UGH!!!!) Wow, after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours, I come home and step in dog shit. No, I don’t have a dog, my neighbors do. So I wrote them a letter explaining that I’d really appreciate it if they picked up after their dog, that is part of YOUR responsibility as a dog owner, not MINE as your neighbor. UGH!!!!!
5. The Emo Kid Facebooker, dense with cryptic statuses. Yes, I can forgive you, but that doesn’t mean I’ll forget.
6. The Check In Everywhere You Go Facebooker. Mary was at Albertson’s with Who Gives a Shit.
7. The Stay on Facebook Mom. Yep, Tommy just shit in the toilet all on his own. Then he asked me to wipe his butt for him. I have never had so much fun wiping someones ass or been more proud to do it!! Just love him!!!!
8. The judgmental Passive Spectator: Has very little facebook activity– mostly just sits back and watches the horror of facebook unfold while worrying about the state of the world.
9. The Workout Obsessed Facebooker. Feelin the burn!!! Gonna be so sore tomorrow!! Will write a status about it at that time!
10. The over-eager Bearer of Bad News Facebooker. Just saw a car that was filled with puppies tumble off the road and burst into flames. Will be thinking about them tonight.
Health, Happiness, Facebooooooook.
FibroM.E.-Awesome 
Haha! I am totally the Advice Seeker.
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I looved this! I expecially laughed at “im at ALBERTO’S with WHO GIVES A SHIT, hahaha those posts aggrivate me so much…..im def the one who mostly sits back to watch it all unfold , i think!
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I love reading your blog, it’s funny a lot of the time and it’s always well written and entertaining. Thank you.
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Lmao. Awesome! I’ve probably touched on every one of these at one point or another.
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oooh – this is good…posting it to Facebook. Right. Now.
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I have never read a cleaner description of the many follies of Facebook.
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I love it. Thanks for the giggle.
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Hilarious. I love your facebook lists. I always share the link on FB using your handy buttons above…and pray that the offenders recognize themselves and stop.
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Sharing this on facebook! Not sure what that says about me…
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This was great! And so spot on!
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Don’t forget the “Prayer requester” – Please pray for my coworker Timmiel He’s not had a bowel movement in 3 days! Also, my son needs to make the debate team – please pray he has the right words tonight at the meet!!”
Or, the “Like everything I like” people – Please press like if you too know someone who has or will suffer from cancer and wish to end this terrible disease! Also, please like my home jewelry side business/hobby I’m thinking of starting.
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Have you ever noticed some people rotate between some of these personalities? I know a lot of women who rotate between #3 and #5 and #7.
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Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!! This is excellent! I’m so the Stay on Facebook Mom!
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