1. Take pictures of their feet.
2. Express their extreme annoyance at this work day and hint that it deserves a much needed alcoholic beverage at the end of it. WINK WINK.
3. Thank their hubby for being the best hubby in the world while their hubby is sitting right next to them.
4. Complain about bad service at a fine dining establishments. “Never eating at Applebee’s AGAIN!”
5. Express their extreme excitement to see their best friends tonight, Britney, Whitney, and Sarah!!! LOVE YOU LADIES!!
6. Take pictures wearing a lot of makeup and looking really preppy while simultaneously making a “hard” facial expression and holding up what they consider to be a gangster sign. Potential caption: ‘Straight thuggin.’
7. Take pictures of undeserving food.
8. Make their status the song lyrics of any Kings of Leon Song.
9. Take a picture of someone they deem inferior to themselves in some way with the question: Really?
10. Write angry letters to companies (Dear EZ PARK, I hate you!), unorganized groups of people (Dear slutty freshmen who think that leggings can be worn as pants..), and non-entities (Dear unseasonably cold weather, WTF?!)
11. Subtly yell at no one in particular while being very specific. “Wow, it’s hard to believe that you think you know someone and then they turn around and STAB YOU IN THE BACK. Will never make that mistake again. EVER.”
12. Document exceedingly mundane activites for the day. “Getting my oil changed today. Then getting much needed groceries. Then it’s off to the post office to return a package. Then stopping by the gyno. Will probably need some gas by the end, so I may stop at the gas station. But I might be tired so I’ll probably just get it in the morning on my way to pick up a prescription. But if I’m not very tired I’ll probably just get the gas on the way home. Again, unless I am tired.”
13. Express their distaste for facebook on facebook and threaten to leave facebook to their facebook friends.
14. Ask seemingly rhetorical questions. “It’s cool to do a bunch of meth and babysit 20 six year olds, right? Hehe.”
15. Write a status in another language. Parce que, Je suis tres intelligente!!
Love,
Mary. A white girl on facebook, guilty of most of these things.
**My friend Matt Damon (aka Kaitlin) collaborated on the trends of facebook with me. A much more detailed version will be in our book we’re writing. Which will be published….one day…
FibroM.E.-Awesome 
hilarious…when I first opened it I thought to myself “self, this is totally not going to be ANY of the things you do, because you’re so cool” and yet…guilty as charged on most accounts.
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I’m guilty of most of that. And, as a mother of a six year old, I’m fairly certain I would need a hefty supply of crystal meth to babysit 20 of the little monsters. It would be the only way to keep up with them and make the experience tolerable.
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I love your blog and will be back often – you have a fabulous writing style.
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Hilarious post! I LOVE # 11. I have actually googled this phenomenon. “Passive aggressive vageubooking.” Always promtping comments like : “Dislike!” or “What’s up girl? Everything OK?” to which the poster responds with…something equally vague.
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Love This!!!!
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It should just say top 15 thing girls do on Facebook. It ain’t a colored thing. It’s a sex thing. Most girls, in general, do this stuff. It’s hilarious cuz it’s true. Anyone who’s offended is an idiot.
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I think this is pretty realistic and funny. When people try to tell other people that what they do is unimportant that tells me that they are in need of a reality check. This is the 21st century. Our culture and many others communicate this way…….We have the tools to do so…We all say things on here that are personal. We all go through times when we are self absorbed and FB gives us an outlet to write things down that we think are important to us and everyone else too. To some who know us it is to those who do not it is not. There is everything from political rants, blow by blow football info(guilty)…. to pop culture to love connections on FB and as all things do it will be replaced with something else eventually because ideology evolves in how it is introduced but the behavior stays the same. We are all just human and we want companionship on here known as FRIENDS and here we get it in our brain that people actually pay attention to us and some do and some do not. I thinks its especially funny the response from the person who says “Anybody that follows this needs a f#&*&^*g life”…..don’t you feel kind of silly writing this when you obviously read it so what are you saying………does this mean ANYBODY INCLUDES YOU OR DOES ANYBODY NOT INCLUDE YOU. And if anybody does not include you then why are you posting and reading and on here….see how ridiculous that is. If you read it and commented on it then you say blah blah get a life maybe you need to look in the mirror. In this day and age we communicate this way. If you do not like it delete yourself…nobody makes you log on and read anything…Get a book…watch Law and Order re-runs….maybe you will learn something about FREEDOM OF SPEECH. This is not racist….it is just someone’s opinion which they are in America entitled to have…..whether me you or anyone else likes it. That is why they have the BLOCK and the LIKE set up on here. BLOCK ME IF YOU DON”T LIKE ME….
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Couldn’t say it any better
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hey no ones learning anything about freedom of speech on law and order so it wasnt funny. i dont care about the rest of your post but im sure you spent a lot of time on that joke and you were really proud and i would just like to tell you that it sucked.
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Let me make a blog entry about 15 things black girls do to annoy me. We’ll see what black person sues me first. Why don’t others do this for black people? Because we’d never hear the end of it. You’re doing it for entertainment. The rest of us would get hit with a lawsuit being called racist. See the double standard?
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Yeah…except you can’t really sue someone for being racist. I mean you could try, but it would never make it to court. So I’m not sure anyone sees your point.
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Double-standards are everywhere, and it’s boring when they are pointed out.
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I have to agree with you.
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15 things black folks love to do on Facebook…
15.Taking pictures of money that they know they will never have..
14.Taking pictures with celebs with a quote… “this is my homie”
13.Taking a pic and posting it sideways
12.Quoting rap music and/or the bible when someone has gotten the best of them.
11. Indulging in Facebook altercations
10. Hash tagging every post they comment on
09. Taggin people in EPIC FAIL photos
08. Tagging people in picture that don’t have a FB account
07. Tagging the back of someone’s head
06. Creating FB pages for their homies/family who’s locked up
05. Write a post in another language. happyyy bdayyy to myy frienddddd peterrrrrrr we aboutt to do itt bigggg tonighttttt
04. Posting on FB while in church
03. Requesting people because they have friends in common
02. Coming up with screen names like “Kisha IAINTSCARED OFNOBITCHPRAISETHELORD” Jenkins
01. Taking Pictures of a dead baby in a group photo
Love,
PJ, A black girl on facebook, NOT guilty of most of these things.
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I’ve seen white girls post pictures of their dead babies too and its just like WTF?
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“Kisha IAINTSCARED OFNOBITCHPRAISETHELORD” Jenkins hahahahaha that’s great!
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THANK YOU. This is amazing and just as true as the one for those white girls.
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Equally as funny as the original post! Good work.
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Jenny, people post pictures of their dead babies because those babies are their children. You don’t need to ask “WTF”. You only need to have some kindness and sympathy. You cannot even begin to comprehend the pain and agony the mother of a dead baby is going through. It’s people like you that make a difficult time even more difficult. We are just as proud of our dead babies as we are of our living ones and have every right to share pictures and stories of them if we so choose. Thank you. Mom of four kids -three living and one not
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don’t forget getting tagged in photos of custom air jordan’s with high heels on them
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@Mr. Panther… That’s a low blow… LMAO… I would rock them just cuz I can… although they are pretty effin tacky… bwahahahaha
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@Mom of Blake… I don’t think that Jenny meant to be offensive to you or any other parent who has lost a child. She is referring to people who posts pictures of the corpse. I know this because she is referring to my top 15 @ #1… that clearly states what she’s talking about.
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You do realize you’re all complaining because she DIDN’T make fun of you? You really just can’t win these days.
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I want to marry you for saying that. No one is offended by something they stumbled across on the internet by a girl they don’t know!!! No one cares that its talking about race people just want to argue!!!! This post was so funny and i loved it! I feel terrible that it got turned into all of this!
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WOW! I am so with you, I laughed my ass off!!! But see, someone always has to make an argument out of everything.
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– Great post. I didn’t even realize the title has the word “white” in it until I started reading the comments. I guess there’s something wrong with me, because finding out that “white” is part of the title didn’t cause me to become instantly offended. Well, that and I apparently don’t take the time to read titles…
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Don’t forget about duck face!! Facebook and MySpace combined helped create the now infamous duck lips!
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i hate that!!!
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duck face stupid duck face… lol that song is perfect, although now I burst out in song every time a see a duck face pic.
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Haha only time I make “duck face” is when I want a kiss from my fiance. Otherwise I find it really stupid and annoying =P
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I did not read all the comments… I did read the (scrolling up to check) list of 15 things… I have been up all night promoting events on Facebook… (literally) This is the thanks I get… My comment is below the comment of the person who suggets we all need a fludpucking life… while (ironically) those of us posting, reading, laughing and living must (by definition) have lives…
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“Raq
December 7, 2011 at 1:11 pm
I think you have a good point.. but, of course it would be considered racist.. it’s only “trendy” to make fun of white people.. You will never see black people make fun of their culture, whether they are famous of not..”
::You will never see black people make fun of their culture, whether they are famous of not..”::
Was this superbly executed sarcasm or what????
LoL
White people just can’t make fun of black culture! (duh) But no culture should have their head stuck up their ass that far that they can’t laugh at themselves.
but uh…gotta go,
Random Black Person Who Stumbled Upon This Link
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*coughchrisrockcough* Oh, sorry, nasty cold. Well said!
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Peace sign needs to be added!!!! This is very true, I didn’t get offended and no one else did either. Another thing that should be on this list is rant and complain about shit people actually don’t care about, because race is a factor and that’s the way society is today even though no one TRULY cares nor did it change anyone’s lives. … As proven by these comments. Ps my skin color is purple.
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you forgot about girls taking pictures of themselves using the bathroom? never quite understood that one.
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I just got less intelligent reading that. It wasn’t even slightly entertaining… I am leaving a reply so I don’t have to go see my shrink, it’s therapeutic to write your feelings down you know.
Seriously, who ever wrote that, is spending time on Facebook to observe other people on Facebook and taking time to write about what their “targets” are socializing about. Mr. or Mrs. Author do you need to get a pet dog or goldfish or something? Hugs are better than drugs.
I think back to when I was a kid, we used to be outside playing from sun up till sun down. Everyone now leads virtual lives and travels the world through their monitors. I’m glad I got to see the world before cell phones, iPads, iPhones, ringtones, etc. etc… I “was” the remote control when I was a kid, when dad used to say turn it. Now people will watch things on TV because they are too lazy to get the remote.. and the TV is only about 8 feet away.. and I am guilty of all of these things as many of you. If we could program our smart phones to operate the TV and DVR, the stereo, the garage door, the interior and exterior lights that would be living. OH wait.. I think we can do that already.
What’s next?
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And yet… Here you are reading a list from some one who spent time on facebook to observe others on facebook.
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Touche!
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Brian Tilly: Get out of you Serious Box. This is supposed to be entertainment. I was ammused by this writing/observation and will share it with my FB friends.
Sincerely,
Kevin Brown (a guy that likes to be outside and doesn’t watch much TV)
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You’re right Kevin.. I think I woke up on the wrong side of my office chair. I do not watch much if any television either. I don’t miss it at all. There are 1000 channels with nothing on. I like to call TV the “Electronic Income Reducer”
Have a great day Kevin!
Brian Tilly
P.S. I pinged everyone’s trackback url.
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Seriously who ever read this article and couldn’t just move on without belittling the author, mr. commenter, do you need a pet dog or goldfish or something? Hugs are better than drugs.
But on a serious note…who says this: “Hey son, TURN IT!” turn it up? turn it down? CHANGE the channel? “i was the remote control” – you at least acknowledge you were a tool and were used as a kid so i think you are headed in the right direction
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Ian,
I also am not a coward and put my name and website in when I make a comment. It is obvious without you writing anything that you were a tool, are still a tool and will continue to be a tool because you are hiding like a little girl behind you monitor wouby blanket. Whatever.. you are a joke, and if you were in the same room with me having this conversation you would choose your words more careful.
Disrespectfully,
Brian Tilly
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I love when people waste their time writing online commentary about the time and life wasting properties of online communication.
You’ve been on the internet for too long, Brian. Go get some fresh air.
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I agree. I am out for some fresh air. Thank you Jen.
Brian
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Wow… it was written in fun… something you’ve clearly lost touch with…. and I’ve seen ALL of these things done on FB by many people on my friend list… lighten up.
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I thought we were talking about what us racist and stupid white girls do on fuckbook, not the television.. tee hee my mistake..?
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Hey peeps, how many times does the poor guy have to apologize for speaking before thinking? You’ve roasted him more times than the witches in Salem. :P
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I love facebook and the internet. I work at home on the internet. Working at home allows me more time to play with my kids, do the laundry, make dinner, take and pick up my little ones from school and daycare, and spend more time Outside or inside or riding around or playing on the internet with my family. I’m not lazy, but I love the remote control and cell phone and reader. They make life easier and give me more time to do the things I love. I don’t have to look up directions or numbers anymore? Awesome! What I can do is sell products, find good deals, laugh, aruge, stay connected with old friends, and learn through social networking. Back when you were a kid, is a tired comparison. Times are different, so kids and families are too. On sunny days and during the daylight (unless of course it is summer then it is Late into the night), my kids are outside playing their butts off. Somedays, I don’t even let them take anything but their imaginations with them. You weren’t raised any better than they are. But they are being reared to have an awesome sense of humor. I’d be ashamed if I raised a humorless human. Because, and thank you, Mr. Buffett, If we couldn’t laugh, we’d all go insane. Please, for goodness sake, tell me you know who Jimmy Buffett is.
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^you need one for typing that, you did good girlie it’s funny.
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She forgot #16….make stupid lists and post on Facebook….
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if i made a post that said 15 thing black girls like to do on facebook would that be racist ? uhh i think ill do it any way
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I think you have a good point.. but, of course it would be considered racist.. it’s only “trendy” to make fun of white people.. You will never see black people make fun of their culture, whether they are famous of not..
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um, really? Have you ever watched the Boondocks?
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Have you never watched Chris Rock? HA
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Clearly never seen a black comedian, either lol. Stop trying to make yourself a victim, ass.
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what are you trying to get back ar black girls for they didn’t make the post… black girls are oppressed more than anyone. I don’t feel sorry for you.
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This is HILARIOUS as all hell!! Hit the nail on the head. Ive seen many and I couldnt agree and say IM GUILTY of a few myself HHAHAHA BRILLIANT!
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Every comment I read has missed the idea of what was written to be considered a joke. Blowing things out of proportion is apparently synonymous with every race. The thins we read in this females diatribe was meant to conjure a laugh. However there is always someone who takes things the wrong way. Time for us all to grow up and realise that not everything we see or hear should be taken as seriously as they are taken.
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The picture of those feet is so hot. Apologies Anon. I need a life
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This made me laugh
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What is wrong with the majority of people commenting. It’s sarcasm. It’s satire. Pop culture commentary. This is not a race debate. Are the people getting into ethnic debate really so bored and unheard in their lives that they’re going to turn a white girl making fun of other white girls into a race debate? So as a white girl, I say WTF SOME PPL ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMB. WTF. lol
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I would like to consider sarcasm an art form if done correctly. This was just blatant disregard for other humans beings!
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haha! no kidding… chill out people! it’s funny!
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The need to be something you´re not = being ashamed of who you are? The need to seem tough = insecurity…or, maybe it´s just that facebook is a perfect time killer for that time we don´t know how to appreciate. The rest is a façade, like the name of the system so rightfully puts it. I´m not a girl, but I think this is more gender offensive than racial offensive
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So true, sad, but so true. For all races and genders. I think it is more of a generational thing tho. I’m going with teens to 30-somethings.
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thats everyone on facebook
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Can honestly say that this white girl hasn’t done any of those.
Although, I know there is someone who uses someone else’s account (and possibly one other too) to look at mine so I occasionally leave a status message for them.
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Good stuff. How about misspelling words and/or creative spellings…….”Your kidding meeeee! I no you didn’t go to there houseeeee?!?!?!”
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LOL! FB is everyone’s therapist-white, black, Asian, Spanish etc…
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Guilty of doing 50% of these things myself, and guilty of judging others for the other 50%. So I think we would probably be Facebook friends in real life. (haha, get it??)
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Hmm I think this applies to “morons” not just white girls..
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OMG each RACE is as bad as the other!!!! There is NO difference, you bunch of racist tw*ts!!!!
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Does an “i” or an “a” go in there?
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lol
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twat, lol……i liked this post!
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What’s Annonymous please?
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U R ON METH NOW ASS.GITT A GRIP.U NEED DR. PHILL,Sad.
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you need hooked on phonics.
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^^GOOD CALL!!
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you forgot to say how many hours/miles they worked out/ran today.
otherwise, A+
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I AM 100% CERTAIN THAT THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST INTENDED FOR IT TO BE OFFENSIVE AND RACIALLY CHARGED. I AM ONLY HALF WHITE THO SO I GUESS I CAN ONLY BE HALF ANGRY BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS PERSON DEFINITELY HATES WHITE GIRLS.
THANK GOODNESS WE HAVE THE INTERNET POLICE ON OUR SIDE TO TAKE UP ARMS IN THE BRILLIANT COMMENTARY SECTIONS OF BLOGS LIKE THIS ONE!
Keep up the good work, boys and girls!
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I guess you missed the part where she mention that she WAS a white girl who did most of these things she mentioned….Hate white girls please….its just a joke….btw I am a white girl and I think that its funny and kinda true…
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Pretty sure the comment was a joke too.
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everyone is so ironic that nobody sees the irony…. it makes my head spin.
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L2 sarcasm.
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I hear you, ironic^2. We can add ‘Type in all capital letters to express emotion/distress to the list I think. Lol.
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Ha ha! So funny! Kinda like the way black and mexican girls always yell at their many, many kids while shopping for lingerie at Target. Or telling their many, many kids to ‘shut yo ass up’ when they’re too noisy at McDonalds. Or the way they’re ALWAYS on their shiny, colorful cell phones (like when in line at the welfare office) talking about pointless bullshit. So true!
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TRUE, but at least they’re not ACTING. They are as real as you can get. The funny thing is that these WHITE GIRLS are trying too hard to be something there not and will never really be happy with who they truly are. Sorry this is not about who has heavier pockets than the other, to define a LIFESTYLE, this is about stupid shit white girls to get attention.
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Im white, i hate the way black chicks act, and its even sadder if that’s actually HOW black chicks act instead of ‘pretending’ too.
Even though yeah its pathetic that white chicks try to be black, but the main thing is, WHY would they want to be ?!
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Your rant is exactly the way stereotypical whites think. This article is not about that. Your rant is as stereotypical as this… white’s love eating outside of restaurants even if it’s freezing in the patio or sidewalk area. If there are christmas type style of lights they will be there too. Whites love wearing sandals and shorts. Even if it’s freezing or there’s rain (again). White’s love to shop at Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods markets. Only white’s can rant on other races in stand up comedy, but the moment other races say something, white’s jump like a hot potato. See?
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Really, I love truffle oil and you’re a jackass.
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Racist much?
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So fuxking true. I commute to work using a subway system so this post really hits home. Awesome!
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Perfect response. I’m in awe. I will be borrowing it for the rest of my life. Thank you.
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Oh and fibromyalgia — not even a real disease.
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Gary – Thou shalt not judge. God has a funny little sense of humor….
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do some research mate~
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2811/what-is-fibromyalgia
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Ahhhh I hope you are kidding. And either way it would not be funny.
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Hmm, too bad those stupid doctors are waisting all their time doing research on something that isn’t even “a real disease”. Also too bad your tax money is paying my disability you ignorant ****.
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Oh and Gary —not even a real guy….
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Absolutely a real disease. Tests have confirmed certain chemical and hormonal differences in patients with fibromyalgia, and also a certain unassociated tenderness in 18 defined areas. Look it up, hon. Not a sufferer, just a med student. :)
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Nope, definitely not a real disease. Just a manifestation of stress/depression. Of course, doctors and phamaceutical companies make a killing off treating this fake disease, so they are going to keep the myth going.
Ever wonder why wealthy happy people don’t suddenly come down with fibromyalgia? Hmm I wonder…
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wow Gary. does your foot always fall in your mouth when you open it? don’t be an idiot, do some research before speaking. unless you enjoy looking like a fool….
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Gary, you are an idiot. Fibromyalgia is a real disease entity. I am an Certified Pain Management Nurse. Go educate yourself.
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You’re just someone who makes money off of a fake disease. You don’t know anything.
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It’s a fat girl problem. Their body’s hurt bc they have too much weight on them.
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Hahaha… I love this article. Props to 25 pills a day, although I agree with other commenters that this list could be longer and not necessarily exclusive to “white girls”.
I am a white girl on facebook since 2004 and in all that time I am minimally guilty of #10 & #15…. Those two things alone on an infrequent basis are neither funny, annoying or stupid. I post things in German sometimes and I do write angry letters to people that pissed me off during the day {random people, not friends} and companies that will never hear the vitriol in my voice.
Oh and their should totally be a “love” button, so that those of us who just can’t settle for the mediocrity of “like” are placated.
The End.
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I actually love it. But instead of White girls, I think it would be safe to say ALL girls do that, as I’m black and I’m guilty of most of the things. :-)
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u aint black den….lol
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Oh, she “ain’t den”? LOL And they should’ve included that they make pouty lips and take pictures of themselves from the directly above angle. LOL
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You rock. Best response on here.
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Virtually everything on that list could be said about any race.
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True story!
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Haha! I totally do the open letter thing. such as “Dear man on the train with a handlebar mushtache, you rock”
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its easier to just put “white girls” because they dont take it so personal like other races
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Why wouldn’t you take something that was said about you personal? Not sure if serious.
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White people have the ability to be self deprecating and humble. And it’s not directed at anyone person, as you suggest.
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#16 publicly admit guilt of doing any of #s 1-15 in an attempt to look cool
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Ahh I’m guilty, not as an attempt to “look cool”, but rather an attempt at releasing emotions that are stressing me out (at least thats what I do when I write my “letters”).
People need to get over themselves. Did you ever think that MAYBE this is what the writer wanted when they specifically zoned in on “white girls”??
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i lost three minutes reading this and the comments… race has nothing to do with what people post, unless they are racist… why don’t you write about something that is interesting, thought-provoking, or based on actual research….. then you could possibly redeem yourself for the three minutes of mine and everyone else’s time spent reading this rubbish.
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shyutup
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I read faster than you, n00b.
j00rt3hsux
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The fact that I lost 30 seconds of my life reading your troll like response to a well thought out and humorously written blog makes me want to stab my eyes out with crayons. Get a life. Don’t like it? Close your browser. Otherwise don’t click things that might make you potentially rage like a juvenile. The End
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And yet here you are trolling on a troller… Which I guess would make me a third generation troller? Ether way I’m not complaining so why don’t both of you shut up. Thank you.
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I love the crayon part! Too funny! Kudos! I’m gonna use that one!
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I agree, a full book based on this garbage will never be published by any publishing house, no literary agent will touch it. It’s inane and full of douchebaggery. Thanks for the lost moments of my time. Use your creative energies more wisely. An idea: How to pick you girls up, what works, what doesn’t. There’s a lot of guys that’d be willing to spend good money on that.
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haaaa u are following it get a life sweets lmao
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do a white boys version too
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what about instead of clicking the ‘ like’ button they comment on it and say “love!”
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Hmm, seems like most of these are things ALL girls do. Not sure why you added the race element.
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because it sounds funnier you moron, go cry yourself to sleep
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Wow, how charming was that.
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If you’re the same anon with the hilarious comments elsewhere on here, thank you, you slay me. Keep up the good work. Mary’s blog is awesome.
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What are you so angry about? This is humor. Maybe your the moron.
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And yet you have failed to learn the difference between your and you’re… It’s called grammar… Use it
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My profile picture alone makes me guilty;-)
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Yeah it’s true… that because there are sad and easy to get boring. I don’t think those kind of people would imagine a life without facebook.
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White girls Hoof! Attention seeker… There Easy to get sad and get boring. Lucky there have facebook
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Luckily, you’re good at writing and that was almost error free. Now go have a cookie.
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What Frigging language are you in …go back to school and take English Gomer
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HAHAHAAHHAHA Gomer. that made me laugh (:
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Yeah u white and u only speak English… Now check this out. French, Creole, German, Arabic, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish… How About you?
you speak: Facebook, Alcohol, Sex, ( with men, women, animals) Shit. You also speak disrespect to your parent. that because you write. and you went to university of Idiocracy… Really have no time to learn your languages. Manjek kaka, dan pouri, dan jon.
now u tell me something els in a other languages i will tranlate it for you.
salop. santi foh.
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Seriously? No one cares how many languages you speak, moron. If you have time to learn all those other languages, then learning proper English grammar shouldn’t be too hard for someone like you…
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Love it….had to share it ;)
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Well, people SHOULDN’T eat at Applebee’s. You have to ASK for a napkin at that place. Otherwise, SPOT ON!!!
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neva liked it!
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I was so happy to see this come up on a friend’s facebook page, A) because it’s fibro-centric site, B) It’s hilarious, C) It’s accurate.
If we can’t find ways to laugh at ourselves and the world around us, then we should hang up the towel. Laughter is the best medicine – the only way to cut the side-effects from the laundry list of narcotics and therapy appointments we organize our days around.
Thanks for this much needed laugh!
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I agree with you 100 percent. I think the reason it says 15 things “white girls” do on facebook is because the girls who wrote it are white and they are trying to show to to the world that they too see how they can come off to other people. That shows no racism at all. If people could look at it in a more positive way, these girls are making fun of how ridiculous they and their friends are. It breaks my heart that in the time I spent reading through the comments, I only saw one black girl actually laugh at this and say that it could be for anyone. I love that instead of immediately trying to find UNNECCESARY hate that was never intended to be there, she read this….laughed…and said it could be for all girls. She looked in this and found things to connect herself with. Every single woman on this planet is connected and the sooner we realize that, the better your life will be. I am white. I have worked with NOTHING but Chinese men and women for the last 6 years. I’m 24 and dating a BEAUTIFUL 24 years old black guy. And when I say beautiful, I mean so fking stunning that he will make your heart stop. He loves me because I’m some dorky ass prude white girl who can’t dance for shit but can rap Wayne like no other on the planet!! (new orleans is my city baby!) And I love him because he has this swag and talks the BEST BEST talk I’ve ever heard in my life. You black girls know that game I’m talking about!! So why is it that I can be so incredibly in love with this man, but for some reason….white girls and black girls can’t even laugh at some blog about how stupid WHITE girls are??? If this was about the 15 things black girls do…if it was funny ladies, I’m sorry…Im going to fucking laugh. “Haha…damn, you DO do that shit!!” I think we should start appreciating and learning from each other. Yes….black and white and mexican and chinese and japanese….every single race has a different culture…and different personality kinda…why can’t you just enjoy the fact that you get to go to their grandmas house and eat the best motherfking collard greens you have EVER tasted….go to that church and hear the most beautiful praise and singing your ears will ever hear. Hear how his mamma talks to him like she’s gonna beat his ass at any moment but he gives her a kiss on the cheek and says how much he loves her. And then bring him to ur world and let him see how your mom feeds the poodle off a fork…or how your little brother knows more Tupac than he does. Let him meet your grandpa…let your pawpaw take him fishing and talk about his “courting” plans. Take him to Catholic church and LAUGH when he falls asleep b/c it’s just too quiet. Enjoy watching him watch HIMSELF in the mirror…b/c you know that boy knows hes fine. I know this is a really long comment….I just wish others could see all the beauty and love that we do have to give to each other. I can’t speak ONE single word of Chinese….but I love those 35 people like they are my family. At my Christmas…its Black, White, and Asian. And I feel like the most blessed girl in the world. My boyfriends mom has taught me the ropes of being with a black guy….taught me the ropes of being around black people. My dad has taught him how to deal with my white girl emotions and crying. My mom helps him understand and forgive ignorant people. And the best thing about me and him?? One day, some day….we are going to make the most BEAUTIFUL STUNNING…..PERFECT little mixed creole wonderful loved babies. Why can you girls just not laugh at yourselves. Not everything is meant to be hurtful. Some things are…and I’m very sorry. But you can’t punish each others race for a select fews mistakes. I love my black girlfriends. I love every single STUPID ass thing they do. I love the way they speak. I love all the crazy stuff they wear. I love their names I always mis spell. I love how they have me hooked on cocoa butter and hair sheen to make my skin look sexy We may be from the same city…but not from the same street. If loud black girls make you nervous….that just means you need more black girlfriends. If prissy ass white girls piss you off….that just means you need more white girlfriends. And I can promise each and every one of you….if you ACTUALLY gave each other a chance…the only differences between any race is the way we show ourselves. We all hurt the same if someone we love goes….every one of us would help the other if it was needed. MOST of us know what its like to go hungry or to be flat broke. If you gave each other a chance…you would see that you have so much more in common than you think. You have so much more to offer each other than you could possibly know. Racism should have been gone along time ago. People are people…love is love. Our differences should be what connect us and make us stronger. Not what makes us dislike the other! I’m sorry this is so long. I think I cried the whole time. I feel so strongly about this. I hope it even affects one of you. I’m going to go hook up with my soul mate now :] His 8 pack is teasin me all over our “crib”. Yuppp….I’m a bleach blonde tan priss ass white girl. Hes my sexy tatted green eyed thug…and yea…he likes when I call him that :]
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Love this!
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And speaking of “racist”, lets all remember that the country came together as a whole, all races, and voted for a black president who is half white also. That says we have come a long way, and I am glad to see it! I’m white, and it’s about time we stopped stereotyping anyone. God made us all you know!
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I have read a lot of comments sections over the years of surfing the internet, and this one by far is the stupidest string of comment posts I have ever read in 10 years. Congratulations on being idiots.
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Wow. I’m not sure why after reading your comment I still decided to dive right into it, but I really wish I had just taken your word for it.
Now I’m just embarrassed to be on this page at all.
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You’re a douchebag.
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Almost everyone do MOST of these things too, not just white girls. But I guess it sounds funnier that way.
And it’s an attack on orgininality, right? Since it’s evidently not cool when everyone does the same thing? These lists and articles aren’t exactly original either…
BAH. Bored.
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I know many people who are guilty of all of these things on Facebook.
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Is this true ? I didn’t make this up!
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Nice work. (I see some troglodyte was not amused; just above).
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Were you just looking for a reason to say something about a black person, because your comment doesn’t even make sense. Why wouldn’t he be amused, fuhrer?
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I can’t believe I just waisted 3 whole minutes of my life on this. You people are fucking morons! Get a life, and get laid! SMH
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It took you three minutes to read this?
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lmao nice.
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Can not believe I jus read 60% of this. You people are fucking stupid!
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How could you forget Duckface?
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Yes.
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Good question! Do these girls not know that they look retarded? How the hell did duckfaces even get started?
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I hate Duckface! It looks soooooooo lame!
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You forgot, “Likes” anything and everything their girlfriends post, to no end.
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I dont do that, but its funny all the same! XD
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WHAT ABOUT TAKING A PIC OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR LOOKING ALL SEXY? (sorry about caps)
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If you’re sorry about the caps, why did you type in caps?
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I think the top thing everyone does on facebook, is complain about what everyone else writes on facebook. I get that these articles are supposed to be funny, but it’s kind of jumped the shark, It’s a personal page. Facebook has a status update to tell what you are doing/feeling. I mean, people post about their relationships, lives, personal thoughts, things that amuse them, family, feelings, vacations. If this isn’t what facebook is for, then what? Is it supposed to be for spreading memes? Trying to convince others to follow my religious or personal beliefs?
Since the dawn of facebook, I’ve heard/read people complain about other people (whose facebook posts they apparently subscribe to, or at least actively CHOSE to be friends with).
So far in these kinds of articles, and on my own feed, I’ve noticed that people complain about others posting baby pictures, baby’s milestones, political beliefs, countdowns, “I love yous”, prayer requests, complaints, questions that can easily be answered with google, song lyrics, funny videos, football cheers/jeers, political beliefs, religious beliefs, chain letters, food pictures/food updates, mundane activities, “vaguebooking”, passive aggressive status updates, self portraits, works, best friends, complaining about school.
I just want to know what’s left that people SHOULD or COULD post, since people apparently have a problem with everything everyone else posts.
I think these articles have been done to death, and kind of jump the shark, and were funny at first. But now…they’re kind of like the updates they make fun of. I am fully expecting to one day stumble upon “10 articles that people who think they’re cooler than everyone like to write about what other people write about on facebook.” Yeah, that’s about right;)
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Well said!~\
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Are you complaining about complaining? Or complaining in depth about articles complaining in depth?
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Yup. Exactly. Right over that shark.
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like* lol
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‘like’
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Exactly.
And almost everyone does MOST of these things too, not just white girls.
And it’s an attack on orgininality, right? Since it’s evidently not cool when everyone does it… but everyone does these articles as well… BAH. Bored.
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I can’t tell if the ;) at the end is indicative of you being sarcastic, or if it was randomly placed and you don’t realise that you’ve just spent *a lot* of time expressing dissent/over analysing something that is *really* not that serious. Which is annoying, and also happens a lot. On Facebook. Haha
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You don’t get it, and that’s okay. Laugh at other things.
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Then don’t read them and afterward spend 10 minutes crafting a deep reply. Write your own damn personal blog and let everyone else have their fun.
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TL;DR
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I love this post, but I agree with what you’re saying. I am sick to death of people judging everything other’s post. What business is it of yours what someone else talks about in their little status, and how does it really impact your life when you can (a) hide the person or (b) just not read it.
Everyone always seems to think that whatever THEY post is SO superior, when in all likelihood, no one really cares about other people’s status’ unless they’re somehow relevant to their own lives, or very funny. And most of the time, you’re not going to meet that criteria.
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lol! Thanks for sharing this kyle!
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Loved this, absolutely true and hilarious :)
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I’m guilty of doing some of these things, I guess that’s why I found it so funny?
:)
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Don’t forget–favor what you think is your “good side” pooch out your lips in every single photo you post.
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You forgot ….
16. Typing “OMG” every time someone gets excited.
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lol, that is true! XD
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Wait, what?! No duckface?!
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1. Duckface.
2. Duckface.
3. Duckface.
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you forgot….
1) when girls post pics of the flowers that their significant other surprised them with, making an annoying caption like “rough day, but coming home to these made it all better…” gross.
2) I hate this one: “i cant believe a year ago today i was walking down the aisle to marry my best friend. I love you baby, happy anniversary!!!!!” Hopefully he will check facebook today.
3) and who can forget…. “the countdown”…… “79 days until I am reunited with my bestie Samanatha in NEW YORK, NEW YORK!!!!” Like going to “the big city” is not an amazing accomplishment, get over yourself.
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Single and miserable much?
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engaged, happy white girl.
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What a shitty list.
Sorry.
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That and talking about how many calories are in their Chipotle burrito…. I guess that isn’t too hard to figure out though if they just use the ChipotleCalorieCalculator.com
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If you white, then you Ben Affleck.
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If you can’t put “r”s at the end of possessive pronouns such as “your”, then your not white… And have poor English skills. Good luck at Micky Ds.
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*You’re
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you’re*
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Actually, you’RE both wrong.
Oh the irony….
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you’re* Good luck teaching.
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*you’re
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If you don’t know when to use you’re instead of your, don’t you be goin’ and correctin’ no white boy’s comments.
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you’RE not much better… you clearly dont know the difference between your and you’re
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I’m pretty sure that you meant “then you’re not white.” Nice English skills.
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Your English skills aren’t that impressive either. Unless you’re trolling, then nice job.
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I’m not white and it’s “you’re” not white, not “your” not white… good luck to YOU at Micky D’s.
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Your not white…correction You’re not white. Good luck at BK!
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You should really check your own grammar if you are going to correct someone else’s. “Your” is indeed a possessive pronoun, meaning that it indicates that you possess something (i.e.: YOUR BAD GRAMMAR). However, the form you incorrectly corrected was meant to be you’re (you are), which does not show possession at all. So Kevin may or may not be white, but you most certainly have bad grammar, and are an asshole.
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Speaking of English skills…… it is YOU’RE when you are shorting ‘YOU ARE’ not YOUR. You would say “then you’re not white, not then your not white”. Maybe you should be a bit more forgiving of others before pointing out their mistakes if you can’t get it right either.
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hahahaha! what the fuck!!
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It’s from Role Models you idiots.
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And you must not be, either, because the proper word is “you’re”.
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You, sir, obviously have the poor English skills. It would be you’re, with an apostrophe, not your (as in possessive ‘you’). Good luck at Burger King!
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*LIKE!!! At the above comments. YOU’RE obviously an idiot who is NOT a linguist (possibly less so, in fact, than say…Dog the Bounty Hunter or poor Magic Johnson (just to avoid any comments of racial inequities) and you have no business posting YOUR overtly racist (gee, could the writer of that post maybe be white and from the South?) or derogatory remarks against someone for not using their “r”s correctly…that would be THEIR, not THEY’RE, just for your edification. Buy a dictionary…use it. Better yet, a 3rd grade English textbook, study it, then come back and try to trash talk someone else for not using what YOUR ignorant butt has deemed proper English. (My bet is that you didn’t understand 80% of this post…it’s okay, first get through your primary schoolbooks and then let’s work on a G.E.D. Just a thought….
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that’s a quote from role models. @___@ why is everyone freaking out? xD
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No, let them keep going… you are witnessing a troll feeding frenzy.
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Im gonna kick you in you’re nuts and then your gonna cry because your a big stupid baby… Kissmyanthia RULES!
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I KNOW, RIGHT?
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The original post is a reference to the movie Role Models. Y’all should chill out with being the grammar police and get a sense of humor.
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Not everyone has seen that movie.
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hey if you black you OG
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OG…OJ
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“If you white, then you Ben Affleck” is from Role Models. So funny.
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And apparently you’re ignorant
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Not even close!!
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haha, very astute observations.
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damn…I’m so far down on the comment list I forgot what the subject I’m commenting on is….so I’ll just say….I think….oh I don’t know……..just make sure you’re in touch with your inner self and don’t wear purple!
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This comment made me literally laugh out loud. (For real, I mean it.)
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I spent way too much time reading way too many comments on such a cute but ho-hum blog post all the while wondering why on earth I was still reading until I reached Mr. Dennis Black’s comment here.
Thank you for the advice and the smile.
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What if it was 15 things black girls love to do on facetube?
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Be normal and sassy.
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Then there would be a whole bunch of happy white people and a whole bunch of angry black people. Besides black women are at the bottom of the totem pole due to STEREOTYPES. But its all in good fun right?
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Me and my roommate were just talking about this very thing tonight. How Ironic.
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Me and my roommate were just talking about this very thing tonight. How Ironic.
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That’s some funny stuff! Guilty!
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You forgot about the duckface.
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YEHHHSSS. the fucking duckface.
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Duckface is so true!
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ALL girls are guilty of most of these. Not just white girls. I’m not white & I’m guilty.
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Indeed. And some of then, except the obvious, many guys do as well. It just sounds funnier when you say “white girl… something stupid” (Even if it’s really not, but it automatically makes it so).
So now, let’s all go and feel ashamed and hopelessly unoriginal for our facebook sins.
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I’ve got about ten thousand people following me on twitter. I follow the majority of them back. Most stuff found here is posted by people of all races. In fact, most people in general (regardless of “race” or color) post some of the stupidest, misspelled, grammatically incorrect bullshit I’ve ever read. Maybe I’m missing the point somewhere.
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10,000? Damn, you are the tits! I just got a chubby
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@Ellen – Is that a picture of your foot?
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Oh, eff off!
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HAHA, I am loving the comebacks on here from an anonymous. Please keep up the good work.
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but its arty” so its cool
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I’m a white girl, and I do not do any of these things, actually I rarely use my Facebook at all, I think the only thing that I do is when I write a wall post and notice a spelling error, I will delete that wall post right away (I’m terrible with grammar/spelling/etc).
However I have a lot of non-white female friends who do the exact same things that you have listed, to be honest, I personally think you should change the title to “Things Girls love to do on Facebook” It’s still the same title, just doesn’t mention any particular race, because I”m pretty sure non-white females are guilty of doing a few of these things as well.
PS- You forgot to mention *Spam your home page with Farmville crap, and other FB games.* You know, those annoying little status updates you see all the time.. “Yay! I just got to level 18!” or “My farm needs some carrots, help!” Yeah, FB is plague with that shit.
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You don’t use Facebook much but you write the longest comment ever on a post about Facebook?
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Yeah you started off pretty weak with the don’t use facebook but I don’t do these things stuff. But you hammered it home with that Damn Farmvile Garbage, and not singling out any particular race, not nessacary 90% of woman on facebook can admit to at least one of these things. Also the Duck Face it isn’t a pretty look never have I heard anyone say that chick was cool then she did the duck face and bam I was all about that chick. So in conclusion good post I will give it a “B” because of the weak sauce you started off with. All and all good work with room for improvement.
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PS James- No clue what Duck Face is, nor wanting to find out. :)
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I was in a race once… I lost. Is that racist?
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James, I said “I *rarely* use Facebook.”
I”m sure women are not the only ones who are capable of doing the things on this list, there are guy’s out there too, that I’m sure who have done at least half the things on the list on Facebook. On the rare occasion I do use Facebook, It is mostly keeping up with Friends, and to be honest; I’d rather keep up via text messages/calling a friend to say hi then a networking site…I did admit that I occasionally sometimes will delete a wall post after creating it due to grammar errors, however I”m not really the type of gal to do mostly all of these things like most women are admitting too, don’t get me wrong. Props to them for admitting, and there is nothing wrong with the list itself, It’s just not my thing. I personally think its a well-written blog post, that offered some sense of humor which is never a bad thing.
and Anonymous…Look around my friend, there are a lot of folks responding with similar messages to this blog post…
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The Duck face is the annoying look that girls make when trying to post a “creative” photo. We get it. You’re different just like everybody else when making that face. I really want to smack girls that do that. Does this make me a bitch?
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