I’ve finally reemerged out of my latest crash. I’m kind of tired of dedicating words to what being sick is like, so instead I’ll do it with GIF animations. Here’s how it went.
Monday: I tried to get out of bed, but it went something like this.
By Tuesday I was still lifeless and sick, so my mom brought food to me in bed, which went something like this:
By Wednesday I’m like this is crap! I’m going outside to play! Which went like this:
So back to bed I went, like this
Then I woke up like 20 hours later like this:
And then someone with enthusiasm calls and says “Hows it going Mary?!?!” and I respond “Great!!!”
Then after a long day of exhaustion, I try to go to sleep, which goes something like this:
Then alas I get to bed, and when I wake up, my body feels like it’s done this to itself all night…
Being awake feels crappy so I go back to bed, like BYE WORLD!!!
Then I wake up to Bill O’Reilly playing from the living room…
Meanwhile Monty is bored to death with his owner so he decides to go out in the world on his own…
Then finally I wake up with enough energy to get out of bed and be a functional human being!
Which means it’s a PLAY DAY FOR MONTY!!
Health, Happiness, Sick Weeks.